Hello, my name is Stephano. Once you have started reading this you will not be able to stop, because you love hearing my sexy voice. I am a shiny golden statue that speaks with an accent and I enjoy hanging out with my friends Pewdiepie, Piggeh, and Martin. I was in a castle one day, chilling and guiding Pewdiepie through the halls, because I know EVERYTHIING about castles and shiz like that. But suddenly, he opened up a door and a Bro came up all in our face like, "BLEEEUUUHGGG" and so we ran away. Even though we threw numerous chairs at the bro, we were chased to a dead end and suddenly, we were surrounded by BARREELS!! If you don't send th